Turn Down For What?

Life,

Books and tv-movies

Are all the same

They are both filled with

Dramatic Irony

-kaia

You laugh or you cry when you watch any good Tv.

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

keep-away-reality:

30th of July

"Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

- Imam Ali (a)

somewhereinhersmilee:

mizzhazeline:

An Afghan girl’s beautiful eyes

An Afghan girl with some strikingly beautiful eyes…Look at that stare…It’s deadly and it’s a bit wonderful, too…How preety she is…

Beautiful

ladyholmesoftardis:

blackgeologist:

dynastylnoire:

jessehimself:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

 

DON’T

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GET ME STARTED

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ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

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That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.

NOPE

I’m scared of jellyfish.

i got stinged by a tiny one of these motherfuckers and it hurt like shit and i thought i was gonna die because i was in the pacific and i had read about tis kind of tiny jellyfish that kills you in the minute so i was lying on the sand while crying that i was gonna die for 15 minutes

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

2014 so far

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

daily-superheroes:

If these are the I’d LITERALLY wet myself…http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

nowyoukno:

More facts at NowYouKno.com and don’t forget to Follow NowYouKno for more like this on your dash

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

東京